Christmas Family Fun
Spending quality time with family during the holidays is even made better by cracking some funny Christmas quotes.
After all, a family that laughs together stays together. Not only that, the good laugh can also be very beneficial to everybody’s health. It is called the best medicine for nothing. Truly a stress buster, sharing funny anecdotes will make one easily forget the concerns that were left behind at work or at the office. Thus, the next time you run out of unique gift ideas for Christmas, why not bring a holiday joke or two?
Making use of Christmas quotes is not only limited for sharing them with the rest of the gang. You can also add them in your Christmas cards to add a bit of a twist to the usual caption. You may also wish to put them on packaging of your Christmas cookies to be given out to friends. Bring out the creativity in you by also painting bowls, pots, aprons and cushions with personalized funny Christmas quotes. You see, you are only limited by your imagination. As such, get those brain and hands working with fresh ideas for the holidays.
There are many Christmas quotes that you can source out from the internet. Better yet, why not compose your own? The giving of gifts with personalized quotes can be turned into a family tradition that can be passed on from one generation to the next. In case you are throwing a party, you can hand out invites with specific instructions for each guest to prepare a Christmas anecdote which is to be shared with everybody. As a motivation, you can even give out prizes to those who were able to come up with the best quote. For those who are not really into composing them, simply look for “Funny Christmas quotes” in the internet and you will be prompted to hundreds of entries.
Below is a list of 7 Funny Christmas quotes. Read on and see how you can compose yours.
1. A set of batteries with a note attached “toys not included” is what I got my kids as Christmas gifts. Bernard Manning
2. As early as six year old, I never really believed in Santa Claus until my mom brought me to the department store where he was. Surprisingly, he approached me for an autograph. Shirley Temple
3. According to the Supreme Court, a nativity scene should be banned in Washington D.C. because there are no three wise men as well as a virgin.
4. Fill your homes with mistletoes even if they can only do too little for the environment. At least, all those kissing can help promote world peace. Greenpeace.
5. Santa could be a communist because he is wearing a red suit. He can also be a pacifist because of his long hair and beard. But wait, would anybody know if what is in its pipe? Arlo Guthrie.
6. Christmas can be likened to a typical office day where somebody does all the work and the credit goes to the fat guy in a suit. Anonymous.
Bring in the fun this Holiday Season with unique Christmas quotes. For sure, whatever you will share with everybody will be welcomed with laughter, excitement and added fun. Celebrations like these are meant to be joyous and enjoyable. Bond with families, friends and officemates in a different way with these funny Christmas anecdotes.